Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, September 10, 2011

PICK UP LINES in New York

If I could rearrange the alphabet....
I'd put U next to I.............


Man:  Did it hurt?
Woman: When?
Man:  When you fell from Heaven.....

M: Is your last name Gillette?
W: Why?
M:  Cause you're the best a man can get.......

Are you DTF........ Down to F********